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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

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Yo mama is sтuрid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Ваng.

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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.

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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.

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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

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I guess the mystery of how the Great Pyramid was built, is now finally put to rest.

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It belongs in a museum! In its country of origin right? In its country of origin right?

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[ancient greece]
Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?"
Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine."
Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be."
Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"

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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

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