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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Who is Dracula most likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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You have a face made for radio.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiот.

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