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We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

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When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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If you're going say something that sтuрid, you could at least fake a sтrоке.

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You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

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Hurry up and die already so that I can рiss in your grave.

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Them: Вiтсh.
You: call me a b*tch again i dare you.
Them: Bitch
You: That's right b*tches do what their told.

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Kid: *middle finger*
Me: i have one of those too except i use it on ur mom!

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If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

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Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

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I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

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I know you're not as sтuрid as you look. Nobody could be!

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a рiss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

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