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You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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Guy: suск my dick
Me: sorry I cant put small things in my mouth I will choke

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A few more months without getting laid and you should be eligible for employment at Gamestop.

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Kid: your ugly
Me: *sneez* sorry i am alergic to bullshit

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Guy: You're a lеsвiаn.
Girl: I bet I have f*cked more girls then you have. xD

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Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Nothing much, but do you smell something?
Girl: No?
Boy: Niether do I, now start cooking.

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Boy: you have no pubes
Me: yeah because the rest are stuck in your moms teeth

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Mom: Go clean your room!
You: But its my room!
Mom: I don't care!
You: So if you don't care I don't have to clean it!

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You remind me of the ocean... you make me sick

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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The only positive thing about you is your НIV status.

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

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When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.

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