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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated, but then I remembered that I dont give a dамn.

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I heard that your brother was an only child.

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You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were sсuм and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

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I'd slap you senseless, but I can't spare three seconds!

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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on television.

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A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you liск but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

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He has an IQ of room temperature.

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I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

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If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

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Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the diск in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped

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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

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Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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