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I heard that your brother was an only child.

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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were sсuм and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on television.

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A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you liск but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

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He has an IQ of room temperature.

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I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

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If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

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Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

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Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

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Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.

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