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Parent:Birch
Me:don't call me that!
Parent:why!?
Me:were you not listening, you forgot 3 words
Parent:..... What words?
Me: SON-OF-A

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Вiтсh: You're weird. Me: It's called a personality, get one!

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I believe in you! But I also believe in leprechauns, so don't feel too inspired.

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Bully- you're were a mistake Kid-so was you're sister Bully -I don't have a sister
Kid-You're about to have one in 9 months SON
Bully-...........

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Friend: You got no diск kid!
Me: Thats not what your mom said last night!

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Can I borrow your face? My аss is on holiday

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Hey man I'm dating your ex now
Cool, I'm eating a sandwich...... You want those leftovers too?

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Person at top of building: IM GONNA JUMP
Everyone: NO DON'T
Me: DO A FLIP

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*мidgет starts sh*t with you*
You: i'm just curious but where is snow white and the other drwarfs

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MY WORST TEACHER EVER! True Teacher Story 1
Teacher - I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU'LL GET, YOU'LL NEVER BE SMARTER THAN ME!
Me - If you're so smart, why did you become a teacher?

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Sluт comes by and starts shit
"Oh im sorry, i cant hear you with that diск in your mouth".

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Jаскаss:your diск is small me:it's not small it just looks like it compared to your huge pussy

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Teacher: kid do you have your homework
Kid: don't have the homework
Teacher: tell the class why
Kid:theres something called having a life i don't think you'd understand b*tch

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Jеrк: hey diрshiт I know why your lonely
Kid: why
Jerk: nobody has time for you
Kid: maybe not you but your mom took all the time she needed last night

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Well know that guy who spits when they talk
Guy: Hey whats up guys (spits all over)
Me: Say it niggа dont spray it i want the news not the weather.

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The people in Ferguson are as dumb as monkeys, but i dont want to insult the monkeys

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You haven't got a friend in the world/and you smell like rotten meat/You're also sтuрid/my sтuрid, rotten-meat-scented twin/and you're the reason Dad's always always drinking/and why Mom is always drinking as well.

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Do you know what the hardest part about rollerblading is? Telling your dad you are gаy.

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