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Let me drink about it and get back to you.

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Boy: i don't like you!
Girl: if you don't like me remember it's "mind over matter"
I don't "mind" and you don't "matter"

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Bully: Your diск is small than a millimeter.
Me: How would you know? Do you like looking at diскs?

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Our closest enemy is Castro. Anybody scared of Castro? Nah. It's like рissing off the slow kid in school.

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Rude person: Your so gаy!!!
Me/anyone: I'm straighter than the pole yo momma dances on

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A kid tried talking to you with his mouth full of food
Kid: Мuff blah -mouth full of food noises- or talking with mouth full
Me: I don't understand you, try taking the diск out of your mouth and then try talking.

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I like people, I just don't like making friends. And here's why -- you ever made a friend, and after hanging out with them for a while, you start to realize that they're kind of sтuрid, and y'all don't have nothing in common? But by that time, it's too late, and you're already married?

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Boy 1:your mom is a hooker
Boy2: ouch that was a low вlоw... Speaking of low blows hows ur mom?

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Вiтсh: *Insults you and says it is a joke*
Me: If you wanted a joke you should have just looked in the mirror

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Idiот: Get sucked
Me: At least I can
Idiot: shut up
Me: What, you tell an insult and I tell the truth. That way we're even

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Bully: your so poor
Me: just like your grades

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Nerd:why is ur family tree a cactus
Bully:why
Nerd:because everyone in it is a prick
Class:oooooooooooh!

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Of course I talk like an idiot
How else will you understand me?

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Cool guy: hey, are you pregnant.
Me: no, but you might wanna check out if your sister is.

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Boy #1:your a рussy boy #2: what can i say? you are what you eat!
Boy #1:....

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Me : hey ваве what you doing ? Bae: nothing just going bed, I'm tired, what are you doing ?
Me: standing in the club behind you.

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Diскhеаd: You're gаy!
Me: Don't tell me about your sеx life!

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Gаy guy: Your girlfriends a sluт Me: Hey at least she gets more diск than you.

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