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Insult: Your so UGLУ that when you were born, the surgeon was just about to drop kick you out the window when your parents scream "WAIT WE NEED THE CHILD SUPPORT MONEY!!!".

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He's your basic dad: he has no idea what's going on. He's never done any drugs, but he's burnt beyond recognition.

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I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

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Gut trying to be cool: Wow ! Such a fail !
Me: Don't tell me your life story .

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John: Hey.
Tracy: Hey what are you doing?
John: Just texting the most gorgeous and beautiful girl in the world.
Tracy: Awww that's so sweet, thanx John...
John: But she did not text me back, and now am texting you.

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Bully: Hey, where's your вrа?
You (if you're a guy): Oh, you mean your sister's вrа she left in my bed?

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Hey, you have something on your сhin, no the 3rd one down.

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Guy: Омg he is soo gay
Me: You wish he was

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If someone calls you ugly say good i was trying to look like you.

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Girl: What's the netflix password?
Guy: My diск!
Girl: Really? Because it says this password is too short.

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In an argument
Woman : I will kick you in your balls
Man : You try, and that f*cking hole will not be the only one, leaking blood every month, for the rest of your life.

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Person: Who's was your favorite actor in Titanic?
Me: The Iceberg

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If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

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Your so dense, light must bend around you.

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Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean Theorem
Douche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for you
Teacher:What is it?
Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my diск squared
*Class Laughs*
Teacher: Is it really that small?
*Class becomes silent*

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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?

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Woman: let's watch a movie, we never do
Man: no get back in the kitchen Woman: u know women live longer than men
Man: how's that
Woman: the kitchen is we're the knives are at
Man: what movie did u want to see
Woman: exactly

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You're about as useless as an аsshоlе with tastebuds.

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