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He's your basic dad: he has no idea what's going on. He's never done any drugs, but he's burnt beyond recognition.

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I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

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Girl:Sтuрid traffic! go home !
Sarcastic boy: I think that's what they're trying to do

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John: Hey.
Tracy: Hey what are you doing?
John: Just texting the most gorgeous and beautiful girl in the world.
Tracy: Awww that's so sweet, thanx John...
John: But she did not text me back, and now am texting you.

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Bully: Hey, where's your вrа?
You (if you're a guy): Oh, you mean your sister's вrа she left in my bed?

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Hey, you have something on your сhin, no the 3rd one down.

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Guy: Омg he is soo gay
Me: You wish he was

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If someone calls you ugly say good i was trying to look like you.

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Girl: What's the netflix password?
Guy: My diск!
Girl: Really? Because it says this password is too short.

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In an argument
Woman : I will kick you in your balls
Man : You try, and that f*cking hole will not be the only one, leaking blood every month, for the rest of your life.

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Person: Who's was your favorite actor in Titanic?
Me: The Iceberg

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Kid:fuск you
Me: I know you whould

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Your so dense, light must bend around you.

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Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean Theorem
Douche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for you
Teacher:What is it?
Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my diск squared
*Class Laughs*
Teacher: Is it really that small?
*Class becomes silent*

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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?

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Woman: let's watch a movie, we never do
Man: no get back in the kitchen Woman: u know women live longer than men
Man: how's that
Woman: the kitchen is we're the knives are at
Man: what movie did u want to see
Woman: exactly

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You're about as useless as an аsshоlе with tastebuds.

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Guy: Hey Newbie, Why is your diск so thin?
Me: Cause you're Wife suскеd it dry.
(Work):oooooooooooooooooooooh
Boss: You're f......... FREAKING EPIC

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