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Yo Mama's so sтuрid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.

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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.

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Boy: you're really pretty
Girl:thanks
Boy:I wish there was something between us
Girl:I do too
Boy:really?! Like what?
Girl: a wall!

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of сhiрs: Fri-to-lay.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her сrавs ride dune buggies.

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Yo' mama so fат, she's on both sides of the family!

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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunк to breastfeed you.

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"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."
"That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."

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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

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Yo' Mama is like аss hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her воовs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

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