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One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."

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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't - there's a clock on the oven.

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I cant stand homeless people. I dont feel bad about saying it. I dont mind saying it because I give homeless people money. I give them more money than I should, so I feel, as a paying customer, I have a right to complain.

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"Yo momma so sтuрid she steals free bread!"

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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Q:What did the elephant say to the nакеd man?
A: How do you drink water with that?

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My friend: Your diск is probably like a tic tac.
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.
Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!

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Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."

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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hеll.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when her boss told her to take her ugly аss home, she came back 10 minutes later without her аss.

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A blonde decides to try horseback rising.
On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control, and she is thrown from the horse. Just as she loses consciousness, the carousel stops.

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How big is a Republican-size bed?
Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.

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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.

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