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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vаginа's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo mama's so sтuрid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
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Yo Mama's so sтuрid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Το πιο άσχημο μωρό
The baby
Το άσχημο μωρό
Една жена се качила в автобус с бебето си. Шофьорът казал:
В автобусе едет женщина с ребёнком.Заходит пьяный мужик:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says
Uma mulher entra no ônibus com seu filho e o motorista se espanta:
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady"
Wchodzi kobieta z czarnym dzieckiem na rękach do autobusu. - Fuj
Kommt eine Frau mit ihrem Kind auf dem Arm in den Bus. Sagt der Busfahrer: "Mensch sie haben aber ein häßliches Kind!" Schockiert und immer noch verärgert setzt sich die Frau in den Bus. Ihr...
På en buss i London satt en ung kvinna med sin baby i famnen när en berusad man klev på och stannade framför henne. Mannen tittade en lång stund på barnet och sa sedan så högt att alla i bussen...
Met haar baby van zes dagen op de arm stapt Annie de bus in. "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" zei de chauffeur
Annie stapt de bus in met haar pasgeboren baby op haar arm. Zegt de buschauffeur: 'Tering! Zo'n lelijk kind heb ik nog nooit gezien!' Annie wordt boos en gaat helemaal achterin de bus zitten. Een...
En dame går på en buss med babyen sin. Bussjåføren sier: - Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!. Dama finner seg et sete og setter seg ned
O femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz. Soferul Zice: - Aoleu
Een vrouw staat samen met haar baby op de arm te wachten bij een bushalte. Als de bus aan komt en de vrouw instapt zegt de buschauffeur: "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" De vrouw...
En dame går på bussen med babyen sin
Kadın bebeğiyle otobüse binerken otobüs şöförü kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş: - Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek... Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış
A lady boards the bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" The lady finds a seat and she is mad as hell. She tells the guy in the seat...
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says
Uma Senhora estava sentada com o seu filhinho no colo
En kvinde kommer ind i en bus med en baby på armen... Chaufføren kigger længe på ungen og udbryder: "Hold da kæft en grim unge" Kvinden sætter sig bagest i bussen
Moteris su mažu vaiku įlipa į mikroautobusą. Vairuotojas imdamas pinigus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said,
"Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my аss they said they are twins!
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Yo momma's so fат; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Yo momma so fат and sтuрid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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A couple days ago, I was crossing this bridge, and there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand. He goes, Hey, can you help out my wife and family? I said, Sure. And I pushed him off the bridge.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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How do you make a woman blind?
Put a windshield in front of her!
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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Знаете ли защо Куба нямат национален отбор по плуване !?
Защо мексиканците нямат Олимпийски отбор?
¿Por qué los mexicanos no van a las Olimpiadas?.
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners
Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
¿Por qué en Cuba no hay piscinas?.
¿Porque México no tiene equipo olímpico? Porque todos los mexicanos que saben correr
Waarom doet Mexico nooit mee aan de Olympische Spelen? Alles wat hard kan rennen
Miksi Meksikolla ei ole olympiajoukkuetta? - Koska kaikki juoksu-
- Miért nem indított Kuba evezős válogatottat az olimpián? - Mert aki evezni tud
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she gave her neighbor a вlоw job because she thought it would help his unemployment.
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Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: A rooster says, "Соск-a-doodle-doo," and a blonde says, "Any c**k'll do."
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