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This casting director, she says to me, 'Al, I think you're going to get some work because you're off-beat good-looking.' Which of course means, you're good-looking -- for an ugly guy.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
Glenn:
“K-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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How many gallons of sемеn did you have to swallow to get that sтuрid???
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You: You suск.
Douchebag: And you swallow.
You: At least I don't choke. #Ownage
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Teacher - "Who do you think you are?!"
You - "Jake, from State Farm...?"
Teacher - "Oh, so you think you're funny?"
You - "I think I'm adorable "
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There's no way you can tell a women she's not fresh, is there? How are you gonna do it? You're gonna be like, 'Um, was you running today?'
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Hater: You're gаy...
You: I know, it's great being happy! You should try it instead of crying for the fact that nobody likes you.
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Моrоn: You're diск's small!
Me: Not really, let me just tell your mom to stop suскing so I can show you the rest.
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You're riding the crest of a slump?
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Do you hate it when you use a comeback against someone, and all the idiот can come up with is "That's you!" Instead of coming up with something witty?
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*Nerds phone rings in the middle of class*
Cool Guy: Awwwwww is that your girlfriendd?
*Class Laughs*
Nerd: No its yours.
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH
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Every industry has nerds. Here's how you find them -- ask someone what they do for a living, and if you don't understand the answer: nerd.
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Blonde Rides Shotgun
The Blonde and the Blinker
Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι
Скъпа
Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига?
Две блондинки се возят в кола.
Един борец казал на друг:
Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата:
Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto:
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
- Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer
C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais
Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si'
Det var en norrman
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner
A husband is driving with her blonde wife
Kevin
Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -...
Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej
P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está...
Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen
A guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied On
Two blondes are driving down the road
A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working
Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá
This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?' The guy went back there. He said, 'Is it working?' The real dumb hitchhiker said, 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'
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Girl: You will never get a girlfriend!
Boy: That's good.
Girl: How?
Boy: Because I wouldn't have to meet people who disgust me like you
Girl: .....
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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Guy: My Diск's so big it's the size of a gorilla's
Me: The Gorilla's реnis is 1/3 the size of a normal humans excluding you
Class: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn't it ironic?' No, Alanis, it's unfortunate. You have listed sh*t for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned was unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars, perhaps you'd like to buy yourself a dictionary because irony is not a 'black fly in your chardonnay.'
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Bully:you got a messed up hairline you:yo mama's рussy got a messed up hairline
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