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I do love the New York City Marathon, though. That's really exciting when the world's fastest anorexics come to town.
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Person: This is seat is so hard!
Me: So is my diск, but your mum didn't complain when she sat on it.
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The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?
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Having an argument with my brother;
Me: That makes no f*cking sense!!!
Brother: Like your diск!
Me: My diск?
Brother: Exactly you don't have one!!!
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I'll bet your parents hit the JERKpot!
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You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
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Doesn't Prince Charles look like somebody kissed a frog and it didn't change all the way?
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Before you get "turnt up" you should probably get that job application "turnt in" before your car is repossessed and your electricity is "turnt off".
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Dоuсhе: You're a рussy Me: Well, I am what I eat.
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Bully:what the fuск are you wearing it looks gay
Me: the thing your mom wore to produce your pathtic ass
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Bully: nice wig, where's it from
Me: Your mom's chest hair
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For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 billion light years away.
“What is your planet like?” groaned the extraterrestrial from the other side of the Galaxy.
“It is 12,756 Kilometers in diameter, is 93,000,000 miles from the nearest star, our sun, has an average temperature of 72 degrees F. We breathe oxygen, live about 75 years, and have both men and women” answered the Physicist.
“Do the you get along with the women on your planet?” the extraterrestrial asked slowly.
Puzzled by the question, but not wanting to insult the female Physicists near by, he answered “Why yes. We get along quite well here.”
The extraterrestrial perked up “Can we send you ours?”
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I'm multi-talented: I can talk and рiss you off at the same time.
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I went to a concert the other night...
I didn't mind being so high up in the stands that I could barely make out the stage...
But to add insult to injury, did the ushers really have to hand out tissues for nosebleeds?
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Sluт: If your so gаy, why don't you eat cum
Guy: Because it's in your mouth.
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Dоuсhе : I hate you
Me: why don't you go climb up I don't give a sh*t mountain, and live there.
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Jеrк: You're a fаggот!
Me: Talk with your mouth not your аss!
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