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Hey рrоsтiтuте, if everything I touched turned to skittles, I'd touch your vаginа so when all the men liск it, it would actually taste good.

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You're so fake, you're made in China.

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Insult: Fuск you!
Comeback: No thanks, I don't want hеrреs.

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You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?

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If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world.

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He's a few clowns short of a circus.

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You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

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If laughter is the best medicine, every hospital bed should have a picture of your face on the end of them.

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What does ur brain and ur diск have in common? They're both tiny

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Hey I'd Slap You But I Don't Wanna Make Your Face Look Any Better. Kickass If It Makes Sense

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When people are being jerks to you say-- Got a problem with me, solve it. - Think I'm tripping, tie my shoes. - Can't stand me, sit the fuск down.- Can't face me, turn the fuск around.

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Me: Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: I Don't Know Can You?
Me: Mean Either I'll Tell You When I Come Back

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Coach:(after pep talk) Remember gang, there's no "I" in team
Me: But there is "M E"

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Where did you buy your stupidity? Or it was given for free and you took an overdose?

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Jеrк: You're such a rетаrd.
Me: Stop talking about yourself you selfish рriск.

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Annoying рriск: Do you like diск? HAHAHA!
Me: If I wanted to see a diск, I'd look at your face!

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Gаy boy;your a fail
You;so was your moms abortion

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Idiот: You're a wimp
Me: You're the best person imaginable
Idiot: Do you really mean that?
Me: I thought we were just saying the complete opposite of reality

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