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They say that too much роrn is bad for you. Well, I beg to differ.
In the past four weeks I’ve won £23k on poker, grew my соск 4 inches, got in to incredible shape and met a hot local girl in my area!

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I saw a great Indian роrn film last night.
Miss Singh In Action.

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People say that using your pet’s name as a password is very bad idea…
But my bcQr#1f!e is just so adorable!

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I’ve been watching so much роrn lately, I’ve started spitting on my front door lock before I put the key in.

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Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vаginа.

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An open letter to spammers:
When you ask “Do I want a вiggеr соск?” the answer is no, my equipment is exactly the right size and I get satisfaction every time.
When you ask “Do I want Viаgrа so I can shаg all night?” the answer is no, after I have emptied my sack I want to sleep, if I wanted to stay awake all night I would do some speed and go to a rave.
It seems to me that you are asking the wrong people these questions.

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Ever had one of those e-mails about соск-extensions?
It’s funny how they always know who to send it to.

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Internet went down last night.
My neighbour’s added a password.

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Dear hackers, I know you have been leaking blockbuster movies, pictures of nакеd celebrities, and now all the credit card details of thousands of Amazon users..
Just wanted to say thats really clever and all.. but perhaps next you can tell us where you are posting it all cos none of us can fсuкing find it..

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I was browsing on my laptop looking for роrn and picture came up saying, “Chrome cannot open this page.”
They must have been stuck together.

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Naming a роrn website “Brazzers” is really considerate because the name can be typed entirely with the left-hand.

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Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone)who just dont give a shiт WHAT your status says. People who dont give a shiт generally dont read what your status says and really dont care. 97% of people won’t copy and paste this, because they cant be arsed and didnt read this anyway. The other 3% of people are nosy buggers like you! will you re-post this?

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What’s the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet

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Chatting with a stranger on the internet
Me : Hi, How are you?
A stranger : I’m fine, hbu?
Me : I’m good
🤷‍♂️

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