Tunafish
Three guys, who all were employed building high rise buildings, sat down on the scaffold to eat lunch one day. The first one opened his lunch and said, “Tunafish, tunafish, I hate tunafish. If my old lady packs tuna fish one more time I’m jumping.”
The other two guys opened their lunches and said, “Tunafish, tunafish, I hate tunafish. If I get tunafish one more time I’m jumping.”.
The next day, the first guy opens his lunch and says, “Ahhhh, my old lady packed ham and cheese.”
The second guy opens his lunch and says, “Ahhhhhh, my old lady packed sliced roast beef and mayonnaise.”
The third guy opened his lunch and said, “Tunafish, tunafish, I hate tunafish. All right, that’s it. I’m jumping.” So he goes to the edge and jumps off to his death.
The other two look on not believing what just happened. After a while the first guy says, “Gee, that’s sad. He actually jumped.”
The second guy says, “Yeah, the worst part is that he packed his own lunches.”