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What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s

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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a воnе.
But when she веnт over, Rover took over, and gave her a воnе of his own

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ¨im not a robot¨ test

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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball

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These ain’t jokes these just sad truths

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What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.

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Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense.

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A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

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Want to watch Titanic?
No, I’m not on board for it.

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I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

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What is the titanic’s favorite mint?
Icebreakers

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The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

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Titanic - “yo look at that sеxy ваве of an iceberg, lets hit her”

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One time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Two people just met. One said,
“We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back,
“Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said,
“Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

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What is common in my AirPods and Titanic…
They sync properly …

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What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

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