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Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin’ us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government.
Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane
Brother 1: So 1 car isn’t always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes.
Brother 2(1): You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? looks in mirror HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: found them.
Imaginary mother and brother fade away
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
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