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Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him… except Dаfт Punk.

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D’jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they’re a metal cover

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Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction

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What’s got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard

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I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

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I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors, she didn´t listen…

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Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

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What songs do people with no arms listen to??
None cause they can’t press play

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Spell icup

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What’s a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that’s how you wanna spell it .3.

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I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time

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Bend over and spell run

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Spell ihop , now say ness at the end……I ate your penus!!

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So I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sеx with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom
Sweet home alabama

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Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe

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Spell icup… U SEE me рее!?

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Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself

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These are all really nice jokes but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME
Girl: M-E
Boy: You forgot the D
Girl: There is no D in ME
Boy: Not yet

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