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Ok ok buddy buddy buddy aka D…fickenkid, u think u r funny? guess wut ur not racist little bich need to get a life like holy shiт stab urself with a knife making racist comments aint gonna get u friends, tell u how is works when ur talking to my friends. u make no fuскing orphan jokes nah theyre аss and not funny ur gonna change ur name sunny lets say, ok, no more making racist jokes every one is the same, black and white who to blame? we should love them all. and if ur gonna be rood to ALYA and jkmaster ill hunt u down tell u wut u did. ok u got that thx bro…

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

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If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…
Elephants never forget.

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My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

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So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”

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What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!

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Im jealous at me led lights.
Cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?
Mind if I join you?

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A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says “Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!”

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I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open.
I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license
I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sеx with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said
That’s the last time I use ancestry. Com

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What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone

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I just got a text on my cell воnе be right back

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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one sтuрid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

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Ur mom fат lol

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Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

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Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven’t. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, “Nah, they call him that because he doesn’t wear pants.”

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As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 вullshiт per second.

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What type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?
Royal-tea

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