Knock-knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I need a puh.
I need a puh who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I toad your car ninnyhammer.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day you’ll turn into a crazy cat lady, if you stick around too long!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scooby dooby doo.
Scooby dooby doo who?
Now you get where im coming from lol.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zombies.
Zombies who?
Zombies make honey, others are queens!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha day greetings to you.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isthmus.
Isthmus who?
Isthmus be your birthday!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Alligator something nice for her birthday.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A door.
A door who?
A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?
Hippo birthday to you, hippo birthday to you.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars... my birthday's just around the corner!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahsoka.
Ahsoka who?
Ahsoka my beans before I cook ’em.

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