Knock-knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bb-8.
Bb-8 who?
Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kylo.
Kylo who?
Kylo, Kylo, it’s off to school I go.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Padme.
Padme who?
Padme down if you have to, but let me in!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boba Fett.
Boba Fett who?
Boba Fett my goldfish.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader minute while I choke this guy.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustafar.
Mustafar who?
Mustafar – we’re going to need a ride.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Your father.
Your father who?
Luke, come on, let me in, it’s Darth Vader!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewoked the door, wet me in!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
Obi-Wan minute ... just let me fix the doorknob.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and a Abby New Year.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal?

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honda.
Honda Who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

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