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We were so poor when I was growing up that all my clothes came from the army and navy store'...you will never know how embarrassing it was going to school dressed as a Korean admiral.

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MY dad was a photographer and when he got mad he would hit me with his camera ..... I still get flashbacks

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An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Korean. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?"
The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The F.O. says, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!""
And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike." Another thirty minutes of silence.
Finally the F.O. says, "No like Jew." The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
F.O. says, "Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
The F.O. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All same."

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An American man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Korean bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."
The American replied, "Put on a blind fold."
The Korean man asked, "Where do I get one?
The American then said, "Here take my shoe lace."

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There was an american man who lived in Korea and when he was there he had a lot of sеx and never used a соndом the entire time he was there.
Then he returned to America and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his реnis.the man freaked out.
He went to the doctor.
The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."
So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results.
The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.you have a disease called pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry sir but we will need to amputate your реnis."
The man was horrified.
He went to a Korean doctor thinking he would know more about it.
The doctor said "oh yes, pongolion HP, very ware. yes" said the Korean Doctor.
The american doctor wants to amputate my реnis.
"Sтuрid a american doctah, make more money that way, no need amputate."
"Oh thank god" said the man.
"Yes,wait 2 weeks, fall off by itself."

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There was three guys walking down a hill a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Korean guy.
Then they got kidnapped by a crazy gаy guy.
He said, "If all three of your diскs add up to 12 inches your lives will be spared."
The black guy pulls down his pants and he measured 6 inches,
the mexican measured 4 inches
and the the Korean measured 2 inches.
Their lives got spared.

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Walking down that same hill the black guy said, "You are lucky im black"
The mexican said, "You are lucky im Mexican"
Then the Korean said, "You are soooo lucky I had a воnеr".

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Why do Koreans hate basketball?
They spend 13 hours a day making them.

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What's the capital of South Korea?
About three dollars.

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An American businessman goes to South Korea on a business trip, but he hates Korean food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

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