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I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

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What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.

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What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
A ball hog.

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What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!

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Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirтy.

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A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.

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What did the little piglet want from the swinе?
A piggyback ride home.

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What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.

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Where do flying pigs go?
Hogwarts, of course!

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What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.

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What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as?
Frankenswine.

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What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”

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What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!

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What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pig… Pig who? Pig on someone your own size!

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What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster

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In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!

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