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I don't think you act sтuрid, I'm sure it's the real thing.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and sтuрid.

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What's the height of conceit? Having an оrgаsм and calling out your own name.

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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

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Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really sтuрid.

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

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If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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I pulled up next to a woman driver at the traffic lights today and shouted at her, “Hey! Don’t you know how to use your fсuкing mirrors?”
“Yes, of course I do!” she snapped
I replied, “Well, try using one to put some make-up on before you go out in public, you ugly сunт!”

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