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Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the human реnis is the shaped the way it is.
Oxford University allocated a budget of #500,000 for research. After 2 years they concluded that the reason the head of the реnis is wider than the shaft is that it fits better, when in situ, so to speak. This would prevent leakage of sемеn and increase the probability of successful fertilisation.
Cambridge University spent #750,000 on a research programme that lasted 3 years. The results showed that the реnis widened near the tip because it maximised the number of nerve endings stimulated during sеx. This would lead to increased sensitivity and a better chance of impregnation.
Finally, the Open University spent #2.50 on a copy of Рlаyвоy and 10 minutes in the staff toilet, only to discover that the реnis widens at the tip in order to prevent your hand from slipping off the end.
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A man named Vinny dies and goes to hеll.
The Devil says to him “Hey Vinny we’ve been waitin for ya!”.
Vinny smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says “I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?”
Vinny answers “Ya, I love to smoke.” The Devil says “Good you’ll like Mondays we smoke everything cigarettes, cigars, wееd everything.”
“Now do you like to drink?” Then Vinny says “Of course I love to drink.” The Devil replies “Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you will fit in great.”
“Do you like to have sеx?” Vinny says “Неll ya sеx is the best.”
The Devil smiles and replies “We have sеx with every type of woman you could think of on Wednesdays.”
And the Devil finally says “Now, are you gаy?” Vinny frowns and answers “NO I’m not gаy! And the Devil looks down and finishes
“Your gonna hate Thursdays.”
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