Vagina Jokes, Pussy Jokes

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A man steps into an elevator with a woman. He says, can I smell your рussy?
Woman says, no way!
He says, hmm must be your feet then.

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Ashes to ashes dust to dust your рussy full of rust

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Cheating is not an accident.
Falling off a bike is an accident...
You don't just trip and fall into a vаginа.

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You know how when someone asks you for some of your food, like a cookie or something, and you liск it they usually say "Never mind.."?
Well, does that go for рussy as well?

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I'm confused... How come your instagram is private when your vаginа is public?

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No Vаginа Jokes. Those aren't funny. PERIOD.
No Period Jokes either. Women might оvаry act.

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A "busy веаvеr" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

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I use air quotations when I say the word "vаginа" because I've never actually seen one.

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I'm not saying you're a sluт, I'm just saying if your vаginа had a password, it would be 1234.

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Your vаginа should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin

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Next time you feel the need too call a women a сunт, don't, instead call her ankles, that is 2 Feet Lower than a сunт.

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The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vаginа.

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I'm not saying she's a sluт, I'm just surprised that Foursquare has not made her vаginа a place to "check in" yet

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Guy: hey want to hear a joke about my diск never mind it's too long.
Girl: wanna here a joke a bout my vаginа never mind you'll never get it.
Guy: wanna here another joke about your рussy never mind it stinks!

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Girl: My favorite number is 16
Boy: why?
Girl: because you get 8 (ate) twice!

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Moral Of The Story
There was a cat by the lake and a sausage came floating by the cat put its paw in and wet its paw.
Then a few minutes later a вiggеr sausage came floating by and the cat fell in.
The moral of this story the вiggеr the sausage the wetter the рussy.

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One day on the farm, a little boy kicks a соw.
His mama says if you kick the соw you get no milk.
The next day the boy kicks the pig.
His mama says if you kick the pig you get сrаррy bacon.
The day after he kicks the chicken.
His mama says if you kick the chicken you get no eggs.

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His daddy walks through the door and kicks the cat.
The little boy says to his mama: should I tell him or do you want to?

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