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What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.
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Why did the man only wear one boot into town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!
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How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.
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Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud? He’ll storm out on you.
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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.
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What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!
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Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned here for years.
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How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!
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When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather.
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What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.
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Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.
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What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning because it's always on strike!
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What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? You have to beat the raining champion!
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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle!
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A priest and a nun were on a mission trip up in the mountains when a snowstorm Came up.
They saw an abandoned log cabin and went inside.
The priest started a fire in the fireplace and found blankets and a sleeping bag but only one bed.
The priest told the nun that she could sleep on the bed and he would sleep in the sleeping bag in the floor.
As they were alone and beginning to get settled.
The young nun said, "father?" in a song-song voice.
He answered, "yes, sister?"
"I'm cold."
The priest got up and went to the closet and got another blanket and covered the nun.
As he was settling back into his sleeping bag, she again said, "father?"
"Yes, sister?"
"I'm still cold."
The priest got up and got another blanket from the closet and added it to the sisters' bed, tucking her in.
He climbed back into the sleeping bag.
Just as he was getting settled and the fire was crackling she called out to him again.
"I'm still cold!"
He said, "sister?"
"Yes?"
"We are all alone out here in this cabin in the mountains."
"Yes, we are!"
"Just this once... Yes? Just tonight... yes? Do you want to pretend that we are married?"
"Oh yes! I do!"
"Ok... get up and get your own dang blanket!"
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Chuck Norris can leave the friend zone.
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Women and Bad Weather Unterschied zwischen Frauen und Taifunen Γιατί όλοι οι τυφώνες έχουν θηλυκό όνομα; - Защо ураганите ги наричат все с ​​женски имена? - Знаете ли какво е общото между жената и торнадото ? Was haben Frauen und Tornados gemeinsam: ¿Por qué los huracanes en su mayoría tienen nombres de mujeres? И жените и торнадото започват с духане а после ти отнасят къщата ... Каква е приликата между блондинката и торнадото? Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Quelle est le point commun entre une femme et un ouragan? Was haben eine Frau und ein Hurricane gemeinsam? Beide kommen warm und feucht, und wenn sie verschwinden nehmen sie Haus und Auto mit. Pourquoi les tornades ont toujours des noms de filles? Parce qu Τι κοινό έχει το τσουνάμι με το μουνί? Έρχονται και τα δύο ζεστά και υγρά και φεύγουν με αμάξι και σπίτι. Pourquoi les ouragans ont-ils tous des noms de femmes ? Car quand ça arrive, c - Чому урагани називають жіночими іменами? - Спочатку - загадкові і непередбачувані, а потім забирають будинки і машини. Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go. Was haben Frauen und Orkane gemeinsam? Sie sind heiß und feucht, wenn sie kommen. Und wenn sie gehen, nehmen sie Häuser und Autos mit. ¿Por qué los huracanes tienen nombre de mujer? Porque cuando llegan son salvajes y mojados, y cuando se van, se llevan la casa y el auto. Varför döper man tornados efter kvinnor? De dyker inte upp så ofta, men när de gör det för de ett jäkla oväsen och när de går så tar de halva huset med sig. Was haben Frauen und Orkane gemeinsam ?? Es fängt mit einem Blasen an, und dann ist das Haus weg. Hvorfor får orkaner altid pige navne? – Når de kommer er de våde og vilde og når de går tager de hus og bil med sig… maestra porque a los huracanes les ponen nombre de mujer? porque cuando se enojan se llevan todo casa carro, los muebles los corotos, los muchachos y todo lo que puedan Hva er likheten mellom jenter og orkaner? - Våte og ville i begynnelsen men tar med seg hus og bil når de drar.. Opkaldt efter kvinder Hvorfor er alle orkaner opkaldt efter kvinder? – Fordi de er våde og vilde når de kommer, og så tager de både hus og bil med sig når de går! Dlaczego kobieta podobna jest do huraganu? - Bo wprawdzie najpierw jest ciepła i wilgotna, ale później zabiera ci dom i samochód... Miksi hirmumyrskyille annetaan naisten nimet? - Ne saapuvat villeinä ja märkinä, mutta lähtevät mukanaan talot, autot ja irtain omaisuus. Perché gli uragani hanno nomi femminili? Perché quando arrivano sono bagnati e scatenati, e quando se ne vanno si prendono la casa e la macchina. Waarom hebben orkanen meestal vrouwelijke namen? - Ze komen meestal nat en krachtig aanzetten, houden je een tijdje bezig en zijn uiteindelijk met je huis en je auto weg !! ¿ En qué se parecen las mujeres a los huracanes? En que llegan fuertes y salvajes y se van con tu carro y tu casa. - Varför ger man tropiska orkaner kvinnonamn? - Det är för att de är vilda och våta när de kommer. Och när de försvinner tar de med sig bilen och huset... Varför är alla orkaner uppkallade efter kvinnor? - Eftersom de båda är våta och vilda när de kommer och så tar de både hus och bil med sig när de går! Sabe porque que mulher é igual a tsunami? R: Porque quando vem vem cheia de onda, e quando vai leva casa, carro, dinheiro... Perchè i più grandi tornado hanno il nome di donna? Perchè quando arrivano sono caldi e umidi... e quando se ne vanno, si portano via tutto, anche la casa e la macchina! Kāpēc viesuļvētras sauc sieviešu vārdos? - Iesākumā tās ir noslēpumainas un neprognozējamas, pēc tam paņem mājas un mašīnas
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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