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What’s the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman? ….
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A rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed, a poor Scotsman has a can o’ рее under his bed, and a dead Scotsman cannae рее at all.

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How is a walrus like Tupperware? … …
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They are both searching for a tight seal.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wont pay £300 for a lentil on my face.

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