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What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
Bestiality.
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The re's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggеrs!"
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No niggеr could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Дете пита майка си: Treffen sich zwei Frauen im Park Негърче пита майка си: A little boy asked his mother: Mummy Un ragazzino: - Mamma Sohn: "Papa O garotinho vira-se para a mãe e pergunta: — Manhêêê! — O que é Fragt die Frau den Arzt Een blondje ligt op de verlostafel en het hoofdje van haar baby komt er uit. Warempel Fritzchen: Papa Mamo - Apu Op het ziekenhuis is er juist een vrouw aan het bevallen. Eerst komt het kopje van de baby tevoorschijn Pistike kérdezi az anyukáját: - Anya az mért van Mazs zēns jautā mammai: - Mamm Kisfiú odamegy az anyukájához: - Anyuci Mommy Ρωτάει το παιδί τον πατέρα του : - Μπαμπά
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey niggеr. Gimme a вееr".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey hоnкеy, gimme a f*ckin' вееr".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggеrs"
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Reichlich Reis und Dollar 4 Nationen im Zug Пътуват в едно и също купе китаец Бай Ганю Немец Бай Ганьо Era una vez un americano Sitzen ein Deutscher In een vliegtuig zitten een Duitser En un bote viajaban un moro Suomalainen Suomalainen
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says:
"there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says:
"we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
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How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
None, that's a niggеr's job.
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Какво е бяло отгоре и черно отдолу? Американското общество
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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What do you call white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call black people running down a hill?
A jail break.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden. Как наричате бял човек Как называется один белый в окружении тысячи негров? Надсмотрщик. There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour?
Because a black man is driving it!
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Why are white people called crackers.
Because they use to сrаск that whip on those niggеrs.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden. Как наричате бял човек Как называется один белый в окружении тысячи негров? Надсмотрщик. There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggеrs?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggеrs?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggеrs?
Prison Warden.
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