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How many white people can you fit in a can?
Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!

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What do you call 64 white people in a room?
One full blooded Cherokee

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What do you call a party with no white people?
Crackalackin'

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Hows come white people have so many pets?
My bIack friend:
"How come white people have so many pets?"
Me:
"Cause we can't own people anymore"

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Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it
Yet another example of theft committed by blacks

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Everybody is talking about how bad white people are now, but I think they should be praised for a super important thing.
A white man killed Нiтlеr.

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Why does everyone think white people can't jump?
The 9-11 footage showed they know how to.

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Why can't white people go outside in the sun?
Because of the anxiety caused by their shadows being Black

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What are the two biggest differences between black people and white people?
Black people have more trouble getting their DRV of vitamin D and white people are quicker to sunburn. What were you thinking?

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Have you heard of 'Dear White People'? I think that Netflix should make a 'Dear Islamic Extremists' show.
That show would вlоw up.

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What holiday can white people celebrate, but not black people?
Father's Day

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When do white people meet?
Caucasionally.

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The real tragedy of this mosque shooting in NZ
Thoughts and prayers to all the innocent white people who will be blamed for the actions of a single individual, an individual not inspired by mainstream religion followed by 1.7 billion people

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Why are there so many white people up north?
You gotta keep mayo refrigerated.

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