A doctor was transferred to a very tough commando base. On this first day three soldiers turned up to see him.
The first marched in and snapped to attention.
“What seems to be the problem?” asked the Doc.
“I’ve got piles sir!” shouted soldier.
“How have you been treating them?” asked the doctor as he examined the soldier.
“I’ve been rubbing my аss with a wire brush until it bleeds, Sir!” replied the commando.
The doctor then asked the soldier about his main ambitions in life.
“I want to кill more enemies, sir!” he replied.
The doctor was amazed that a soldier in so much pain just wanted to do his duty.
The second soldier marched in and told the doctor he had gonorrhea.
“How have you been treating it until now?” asked the doctor.
“I’ve been rubbing the end of my рriск with a wire brush until it bleeds, sir!”
The doctor then asked him about his ambition in life.
“To кill more enemies, sir!” the soldier replied.
Again the doctor was amazed about the pain threshold of the soldiers.
Finally, the third soldier walked in and the doctor asked him about his problem.
“I’ve got ulcerated gums, sir!” the soldier bellowed.
“And how are you treating them?” asked the doctor.
“I’ve been rubbing my gums with a wire brush until they bleed, sir!” replied the soldier.
“And what’s your ambition in life?” asked the doctor.
“To be the first to use the wire brush, sir!”
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