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A waiter was working one...
A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying. "What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked. Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said,
"My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?" The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said,
"Make a wish and вlоw!" She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his соск, and started suскing on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, suскing away, and playing with his ваlls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde suскing on your соск, like you're really going to say, no don't suск it. He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him сuм, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said,
"Did you like it?" He said,
"Yes, of course, you suск соск great... But I'm just wondering why you suddenly started suскing my соск??" She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to." Now he's confused. "What I told you to?" Smiling, she says,
"Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and вlоw!'"
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"My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?" The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said,
"Make a wish and вlоw!" She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his соск, and started suскing on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, suскing away, and playing with his ваlls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde suскing on your соск, like you're really going to say, no don't suск it. He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him сuм, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said,
"Did you like it?" He said,
"Yes, of course, you suск соск great... But I'm just wondering why you suddenly started suскing my соск??" She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to." Now he's confused. "What I told you to?" Smiling, she says,
"Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and вlоw!'"