An extremely ugly woman goes to her plastic surgeon, after hearing about a revolutionary new treatment. The doctor sees this hideous woman and feeling pity, agrees to perform the surgery.
Following the operation, she wakes up and looks in the mirror. She’s disappointed when she sees that she’s only slightly better looking.
“I thought I’d be beautiful!” she cried disappointedly…
“Your treatment isn’t finished yet, it’ll take time” said the doctor. “Feel the back of your head. There’s a small sсrеw there I placed during the surgery, which I’ve already turned a half-turn. Every week, I want you to turn it a half-turn, no more. You’ll find that you’ll get better looking every week. I’ll see you in 3 months.”
The woman goes home, sceptical, but for the first 2 weeks does exactly what the doctor told her. Week by week, she is amazed to find that she is actually getting better looking. Excited, she decides that she is going to step up her treatment. For the third week, she decides that she is going to turn the sсrеw a full-turn every day. Throughout the week, she transforms into a beautiful woman. But suddenly, she is horrified to wake up one morning with large lumps under her eyes. Horrified, she runs back to the doctor.
“Oh no!” the doctor cried when he saw her. “Did you follow my instructions EXACTLY?”
“I did for the first 2 weeks, but then my excitement got the better of me” she replied, as she admitted what she had done.
“You idiот!” the doctor said. “The sсrеw was there to slowly pull your skin up and tight SLOWLY. You’ve gone way too fast! Those lumps under your eyes are your вrеаsтs that you’ve pulled up!”
“Oh… well that explains the goatee then.”
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