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How do bears travel when they go on vacation? Bear-o-planes.

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What do you call a bear who practices dentistry? A molar bear.

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How can a bear catch fish without a pole? They use their bear hands.

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Why don’t bears eat fast food? Because it’s hard for them to catch.

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Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center? It was panda-monium!

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How did the grizzly bear walk in the snow? Bear-footed.

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Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head? Yoga Bear.

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Why do bears have a hairy coat? Fur protection.

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How do koalas stay cool in the summer? Bear conditioning.

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People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory. My reply? “Just stuff.”

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What are teddy bear poops called? Fleeces.

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What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere? Schwinnie the Pooh.

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Two bears are walking through the woods when one stops abruptly. “Hey, what’re you doing?” the first bear asks. “I’m just paws-ing for a break!” replied the other.

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Do you know you only need two letters to spell panda? You need a P and A.

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How does the koala bear stay fit? He does bear-obics.

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