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What color socks do bears wear? None. They usually have bear (bare) feet.

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Why do polar bears have fur coats? Because they would look weird in ski jackets.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A bear faced lyre!

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Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

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Why did Mother Nature make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.

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Why didn’t the baby leave his momma? Because he couldn’t bear it!

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed.

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What does pooh eat at parties? Blue bear-y pie.

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Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the bear minimum.

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What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? Its shadow!

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How do you apologize to a koala? Bear your heart and soul.

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What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth? Stuck!

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What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? Peter Panda.

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Why did the bear quit his second job? He needed some koala-ty time with his family.

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What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? The bearer of bad news.

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Where do teenage polar bears go to dance? The snow-ball.

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What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal? Ice Crispies.

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What is a polar bear’s favorite healthy snack? Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.

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