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1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
2. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.
3. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
4. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
5. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
6. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
7. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
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BOY: I heard you like bad boys.
Girl: Yeahh
BOY: Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I did'nt ask my parents.
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There was a young lady from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back, opened her сrаск and рissеd all over the ceiling.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with сосаinе.
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I'm sick of numbers defining me. My GPA, my SAT score, my weight, my first-degree мurdеr convictions, my grades. These things are not who I am.
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If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
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Let me kiss your lips
Let me test your teeth
Let me test your tongue
Don't be afraid of me
"I am pepsodent"
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Me and my mates have formed a band called Water.
For people who don’t like Oasis.
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One year my uncle decided to cheat on his income taxes. The problem was that he later started to feel so guilty that he couldn’t sleep. After thinking about if for a while, he sent an anonymous cashier’s check for $100 to the IRS along with a note that read:
“To Whom It May Concern, I cheated on my taxes and now I feel so guilty that I haven’t been able to sleep for weeks, so I’m sending you this check for one hundred dollars. I hope you forgive me.
P. S. If I still can’t sleep after one week, I’ll send you the rest of what I owe."
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Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis.
Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right side.
"So, aha! THAT's why it hurts to much." said Jacob. "My appendix is on the wrong side!"
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Jеrк: hey your mom was really happy last night.
Me: i know .
Jerk: ya i f**** her !
Me: so you weren't home last night?
Jerk:ya why
ME: cause while i was doing your sister last night your mom heard and walked in. she told me that she thought you were f*cking your sister again
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What they should really say on those cooking shows:
“Hello and welcome to ‘Pointless Cooking That Has Nothing To Do With Anyone’s Actual Life’. Today, we are making a very complicated recipe, using ingredients you don’t have, utensils you’ve never heard of, and in a kitchen that is вiggеr than your whole fсuкing house
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A pig and a cat were walking down a dirt path. The pig was very sтuрid, so the cat had to explain everything to him. When the cat was talking to the pig about something, he (the cat) accidentally fell down a deep pit. He asked the pig to go back to their house and grab a rope.
The pig soon returned with a sturdy rope.
'Throw it down!'
So the pig threw the whole rope down the pit.
'You idiот! You were supposed to grab hold of one end!'
The pig, after thinking a while, jumped down the pit and grabbed hold of the rope.
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An aspiring actor calls his agent from the set of his first film. He is playing the lead role for the first time in his career. “How’s it going?” the agent asks. “It’s amazing!” the actor gushes. “The director told me that my performance is making him consider two films with me.” “Two?” he agent replies. “Yeah,” the actor says, “my first and my last.”
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Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.
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A company is interviewing applicants for an accountancy position, and the three finalists have been chosen.
The first one is called in, and asked,
"What is two plus two?"
She answers, "Four," and is asked to leave.
The second finalist is called in, and asked the same question, "What is two plus two?"
He also answers, "Four," and is also asked to leave.
The third and final applicant is called in, and yet again asked,
"What is two plus two?"
He answers, "What do you want it to be?"
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A Dinosnore. Ahahaha someone date me please.
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