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Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to вlоw the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!

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I know your name,i saw it in the dictionary under the word
Shazzamm!!!!!!!!

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I saw u at the library so I checked u out

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Hey baby did u fall from heaven? Cuz I've always wanted to воnе an angel.

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Is your name Snow, because id love to plow you

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Well, youre a waste of sемеn!

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My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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Guy: Hey, we should go on a date!
Girl: Sorry, I'm Dating someone.
Guy: Cool, BTW I have a math test on Tuesday.
Girl: Okay, And?
Guy: Oh... Were we not naming things we can cheat on?

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Someone says" Dude are you gаy?" The other person replies " I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

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Bully:Fatty
You:I am fат because your mom gives me cookies everytime she suскs my Japanese cucumber

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You're similar to a penny
Two faced but worth nothing

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fат Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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You’re forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa
Dad: whats boofa?
DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says "Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

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Your forehead so big that the
Teachers use it as a whiteboard

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