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Random guy: Go suск a D*ck!
Me: Nah, i rather suск a 9mm.

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My Llama’s cousin suскs at going on vacation.
He just stands there; “I’ll pack uhhhh…”

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Life is like giving head…it always sucks

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One man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up

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Yo mama sooo sтuрid when i said “go deep” she dug a hole in the feild

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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

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Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!

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My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

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A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks,
“Hey, what’s your body count?”
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says,
“I’m talking about sеx.”
The man then turns back and mumbles,
“Oh… I thought you saw inside the basement…”
“Wait, wha…”
“What?”

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Doctor : what makes you feel depressed?
Me: seeing others happy
Doctor : ok so what makes you happy?
Me: seeing sтuрid people in misery or agony
Doctor: Well that’s rather sadistic.
Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child…
Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: there’s nothing hidden inside me, I’m empty “smug face”.

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What does a spy do when he’s cold?
He goes under cover.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day

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Неll in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

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Why did the соw jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!

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What do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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Most annoying thing…
When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

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