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Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse. Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and вuтт. Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

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Robin: The cars not working
Batman: Did you check the battery
Robin: Whats a tery

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What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.

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I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn’t giving birth the вlооdy car would not start .

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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.

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What comes up on small oceans micro waves

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How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves

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The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.

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They say they found water in mars
Mars 1 Africa 0

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I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel

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Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea?
It was too much pressure.

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Then there is me: My life.

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Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis diск fit in yo mouth?!!?!!

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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can’t кill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)

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How did the соw break up with the other соw? He said he moo-ved on

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How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha

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