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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

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Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.
“Moo!” says the second.

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What do you call a соw that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
Lean beef!

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What do you call a cranky соw?
Moooooooody

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Why did the соw not want to talk to the other соw? because they had beef with eachother

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Moo

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What did the соw say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

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What do you call a соw with two legs? – Lean beef.
What do you call a соw with no legs? – Ground beef.

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What did the соw say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow
“That was a bad joke!”

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What does a news anchor соw say for the weekly broadcast?
“Here’s the beef of the week!”

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Why don’t chicken and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them

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How many screws does it take to construct a lеsвiаns bed?
None, it’s all tongue and groove…

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Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed.
But she has to. She’s his mom.

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As a little boy I walked in on my parents having inтеrсоursе one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”

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What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

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I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.

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Teahcer:what does a соw say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker

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How do ducks fart
Out there вuтт quack

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