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Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

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Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?”
“Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?”
“Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?”
“Everywhere”
“Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?”
“Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?”
“She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?”
“Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.

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What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.

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Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

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Why can’t the employee tell dirтy laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.

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Why is the mermaid so dirтy?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid

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If someone calls you dirтy minded just say
You are dirтy minded as well if you understand what im saying

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Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirтy dishes, messes, and over population

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You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.

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Stop copying each other fuскing losers

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One did one male whale say to the other male whale?
She’s gonna вlоw!

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Oh sans, ur such a воnе - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL

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A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”

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JAW don’t know shiт!

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What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?
Will you listen now?!?!?

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