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I'm sorry for my terrible Hurricane Sandy jokes, I know they вlоw.

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They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.

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I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

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There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

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Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play.
After a while Out got bored so he went in.
Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out, out to tell In to come in.
Very quickly Out came in with In.
That was quick said mummy skunk how did you find In so fast?
Oh said Out that was easy. “IN STINKED.”

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If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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So taken 3 is out
600 bucks a ticket
150 for a drink
200 for popcorn
The only thing getting taken is my ass

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FATE is what you call it when you dont know the name of the person that is sсrеwing you over !

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Just lost 15 lbs on a new diet, it’s called ‘The Flu’.

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Bill: you wanna here a joke?
John: yeah
Bill: life

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I would sleep better at night if scientist’s could discover a cure for natural causes.

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The trouble with playing air harp in public is that people always think you’re beckoning them over.

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Did you hear the Italian Government is going to put a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? They figure what good is the inclination, if you don't have the time.

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I went to a NY Jets game and I was complaining in the parking lot because they lost. So Mark Sanchez heard and he pinned me up against a wall and threatened me... luckily he fumbled me and I got away...

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Bill:
"Do you know what a satellite is?"
Phil:
"Sure. It's what you put on your horse if you're going to ride him after dark."

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Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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A perfectionist walks into a bar.
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.

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