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Why didn’t the American make a joke about the Canadian border?
They realized that would cross a line.

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What do you call a special type of deer in Canada that drinks human blood?
The moose-quito.

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I finally decided to open a business in Canada.
My business advisors told me, “Don’t get cod feet!”

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No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic.
We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president.

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I've heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name.
Is this Trudeau?

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.
The bartender says,
"Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

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- Mommie, what is a Canadian? - It's an unarmed North American with health insurance, sweetie

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Now that's 100% Canadian!

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In Canada, "friends with benefits" means neighbors who have snow blowers.

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Welcome to Edmonton, where if you miss an exit you may as well go on vacation

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
Take away its broom!

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My sister told me that she didn’t know the capital of Canada.
I told her, “You Ottawa know it!”

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What is a Russian's favorite Canadian food?
Vladimir Poutine!

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Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
It's Trudeau.

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I'm not an apologetic Canadian...
I'm sorry, I'm just not

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I just passed by Canadian citizenship test!
I got an eh +

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As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
... I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free

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Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said,
"I'm sore, eh?"
The other said,
"What for?"

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