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I just passed by Canadian citizenship test!
I got an eh +

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As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
... I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free

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Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said,
"I'm sore, eh?"
The other said,
"What for?"

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Why do Canadian women use a hockey puck instead of tampons?
Cuz they last for three periods.
(I am truly sorry)

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How can you spot a Canadian
They're the ones that say "Thank You" to the ATM

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Canadian guy: Let’s watch a movie.
American: Sure. How about The Titanic?
Canadian: What’s that about?
American: Yes. A big one. It sank.

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My wife says I get mean when I drink whiskey. Now I drink Canadian whiskey.
I am still mean but I am apologetic aboot it. #sorry

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What do you call a Mexican-Canadian рiмр business?
Hoes, eh?

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Canadian summer
I asked my Canadian buddy "Did you have a good summer?"
He said "No! I was working that day."

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If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback.
I'll let myself out.

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U. S. singles may be bills, and Canadian singles may be coins...
... But Asian singles are in my area.

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A Canadian accidentally bumped into a hard of hearing person.
Legend has it that they're still saying sorry to each other.

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A baby seal walks into a bar...
... and says,"I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."

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Heard this while at a Canadian airport.
Lady: We're going to the states for a few days.
Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Lady: Why not?
Oldman: It's full of Americans.

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How do you sink a Canadian submarine?
You knock on the door and they will open it and invite you in for a beer

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What did the canadian guy say after working out at a gym so much the machines broke?
I'm sorey...

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A Canadian man visits a lighthouse...
The lighthouse keeper is with him at the top, cleaning the bulb, when a loud horn is heard in the distance.
"What's that about?", the Canadian asks.
"Yes."

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