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With all this outrage over blackface I'm here to defend our Canadian Prime Minster as the most Canadian Prime Minister ever.
I mean who else ever said I'm sorry so much over his double dark roast?

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Why do Canadian School Teachers bring pain killers before teaching the alphabet?
Because E is always sore

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ONLY AMERICAN AND CANADIAN'S WILL GET THIS RIGHT AWAY. Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

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Some people say I speak very Canadian
But I'm only half Canadian E

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A man was going to a Canadian restaurant
He orders his food, and when the waiter comes around he asks “how is your food?”
“It’s meh.” He replies
The waiter looks at him, and says “yeah, and it’ll be June next.”

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What do you call a Canadian with sunburn
A tourist

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A Canadian was told to throw out the trash
And thats why we Have Justin Bieber in the U. S

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How to make any Canadian really angry
When they tell you that they love hokey, ask them which type.

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Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break
First , you need spring.

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Man, Jian Ghomenshi had the Canadian public eating out of his hand...
... but he totally choked!

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Why do Canadian's say "A" so much?
Just look at our name. C-A-N-A-D-A

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