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I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together
It was the most degrating job I've ever had.

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Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed?
The street was littered with de brie

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese...
Who am I to diss a brie?

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Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown.
All that was left was de brie.

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Why don't old men eat out their old wives?
Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?

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I walked up to the register at the ball park with a question.
If it’s NAH- CHO cheese, then whose is it?

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What is a Princess with a yeast infection called in France?
A royal with cheese

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What’s the difference between cheese and girls?
Cheese becomes better with age

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Cheese has magical properties for the lactose intolerant, we turn into Oscar Pistorious...
... and run to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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What are the similarities between vegan cheese and female celebrity?
They’re both full of plastic.

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What does the cross between a narcissist and cheese say?
I am the GRATEST!!

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My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese.
"Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."

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President Erdogan has won Turkish cheese maker of the year.
He excels at getting the curds out of the whey.

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I had my first interview for a cheese company
I think it went grate

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Did you guys see the new Apple computer reveal?
It’s the most expensive Mac and cheese you can ever get.

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What is Adam Sаndlеr's favorite cheese?
GOO! da

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What's pārmēsān?
Macrony cheese

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Did you hear about the shop that just opened in India that sells fresh meat and cheese?
It's a new deli.

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