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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?
That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
De brie went everywhere

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I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night...
Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

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Two cheese trucks ran into each other
De brie was everywhere.

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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"
So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!

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My kid made this one up: How do you make Swiss cheese?
With a holey соw.

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What is Jared Fogle's favorite item on the prison food menu?
Cheese pizza

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Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?
To make merica grate again

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Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US.
Trump will make America grate again.

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Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam!
(Кill me)

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My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger.
It was mine.

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Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea.
He said:
"Who wrote this вullshiт"

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.

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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
Apparently people were covered in debris.

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