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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

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If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an аsshоlе.

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I am not catholic, don't cross me.

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How did Jesus' crucifixion save us? It's 'cause he nailed it!

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It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

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I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

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My girlfriend just admitted that she used to be a Christian , so I broke up with her .
It might be judgemental, but I have only known her since she has been Christine.

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What did the рrоsтiтuте say after fuскing Jesus? Nailed it!

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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