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Един мъж пътувал със самолет и с изненада установил Σε ένα ταξίδι για Νέα Υόρκη Се возел еден патник во авион и со себе го носел папагалот. Поминала стјуардесата и папагалот ја треснал по задникот. Девојката премолчела. Се охрабрил сопственикот на папагалот C'est dans un avion Ne man zit met ne papagaai in een vliegtuig en wil wat drinken. Hij vraagt aan de stewardess: "mag ik een koffie?" De stewardess reageert niet. Dan roept de papagaai: "hé Nervoso com a turbulência Van un tipo y un loro en un avión Er stapt een man in het vliegtuig en merkt dat er naast em een papagaai zit. Als de stewardess bij hem komt besteld ie een koffie en de papagaai krijst: "Een dubbele whisky en snel een beetje... Bir uçak yolculuğu sırasında 2 adet ilginç yolcu bulunmaktadır. Bunlardan biri eşek Un lorito mexicano que viajaba en un avión Um homem estava no avião e pediu a aeromoça: — Por favor me traga um uísque. A aeromoça não o atendeu. Aí chegou um papagaio e disse: — Você não pode fazer assim. As mulheres gostam de ser... Се возеле папагал и слон во авион. И папагалов почнал многу да и` пребарува и да досадува на стјуардесата: Дај ми сок En mann går ombord på flyet og ser til sin store overraskelse at han sitter ved siden av en papegøye. Senere spør han flyvertinnen om en kopp kaffe O executivo entrou no avião que estava prestes a decolar e levou um susto quando viu que no assento ao lado um papagaio Un perroquet voyage tout seul dans un avion. Tout à coup On reaching his plane seat O português nunca tinha viajado de avião. Muito encabulado ficou observando como os outros passageiros se comportavam. Na poltrona ao lado estava um papagaio que não parava de praguejar: — Ô... Su un aereo viaggiano un uomo e sul sedile accanto un pappagallo. Passa la hostess che chiede cosa desiderino. Il pappagallo si rivolge all’hostess in modo volgare: “Brutta stronza Bir uçakta yolculuk eden adam papağanın birinin sürekli hostese laf atarak hostesi kızdırdığını görmüş ve -"Birde ben şu hostese laf atayım" demiş. Tam ordan geçerken hostese -"Yavrum hepsi senin... Chlápek letí oslavit narozeniny na Kanáry. V letadle zjistí Lėktuvas. Papūga sėdi ir rėkia: - Stuardese
A man goes to his seat on an airplane and finds a parrot in the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes by, and when the man asks her for a coffee, the parrot squawks, "And get me a whiskey, you соw!"
The flustered stewardess brings back a whiskey for the parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, "And get me another whiskey, you соw!"
The upset stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but still no coffee. The man decides to try the parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a coffee, соw, now go and get it!"
Two burly stewards grab the man and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit and throw them out. As they eject from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You know, for someone who can't fly, you're a mouthy S.O.B.!"
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Tech Glossary:
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.'
Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey')
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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North vs. South:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South has 'mater samiches The North has coffeehouses The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services The South has family reunions The North has switchblade knives The South has Lee Press-on Nails The North has double last names The South has double first names The North has Ted Kennedy The South has Jesse Helms The North has an ambulance The South has an amalance The North has the Mafia The South has NASCAR The North has Indy car races The South has Swamp Buggy races The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal The South has grits The North has green salads The South has collard greens and chitlins The North has lobsters The South has crawdads The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners The North has the rust belt The South has the Bible Belt The North has Dan Quayle The South has Bill Clinton
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Beliebtheit am Strand Ο πιο δημοφιλής Qual è l’uomo più popolare in una colonia di nudisti? Quello che può portare una tazza di caffè in ciascuna mano e una dozzina di ciambelle. E qual è la ragazza più popolare in una colonia di...
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Οι πόντιοι και ο καφές.. когато пия кафе дълго време не мога да спя -а при мене е обратното когато спя дълго време не мога да пия кафе! - Moi Der Patient zu seinem Arzt: "Herr Doktor Uy!... cuando tomo un café – Jeg klarer ikke å sove når jeg har drukket kaffe. – Med meg er det omvendt Une brune dit à sa copine blonde : - Moi
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Бабата која сакала со дедото да прават како во младоста Hot Breakfast Една баба и един дядо празнували златната си сватба. 40 χρόνια μετά Oma hat sich gewünscht Ein Ehepaar feiert goldene Hochzeit. Zu diesem Anlass wollen sie es noch einmal genauso treiben wie vor 50 Jahren. Sie kocht ein tolles Menü und beide setzen sich splitternackt zu Tisch. Sagt sie: "Ach Schatz Το ζεύγος παντρεμένο 50 χρόνια. Μια μέρα στο τραπέζι του πρωινού λέει η γιαγιά: - Σκέψου αγάπη μου Pour leurs 50 ans de mariage C'est deux vieux dans un restaurant Um casal de velhotes resolveu ir comer ao mesmo hotel e dormir no mesmo quarto onde tinham passado a noite de núpcias para festejar os 50 anos de casados. No meio da refeição diz a velha: — Ai... Małżeństwo siedzi przy obiedzie. Żona do męża: - Wiesz Stasiu C'est l'histoire d'un couple de petits vieux qui sont en train de petit-déjeuner Um casal de velhinhos estava em um restaurante comendo sopa e relembrando a primeira vez que se viram naquele mesmo restaurante. O velhinho disse: - Quantas memórias temos desse lugar não é... Badea Ion si Maria se duc la o nunta. Dupa starea civila Een stel gaat met hun 35-jarig huwelijksjubileum terug naar het hotel waar ze ook de eerste nacht van hun huwelijk hebben doorgebracht. Als ze op een gegeven moment wat zitten te eten op een... Un batran si o Batrana stateau la masa si luau micul Dejun Ένα ζευγάρι είχε την επέτειο του γάμου του και βγήκε έξω να το γιορτάσει. Στο μαγαζί που πήγαν η γυναίκα παρήγγειλε σούπα και ο άντρας ψάρι. Μόλις τα έφερε ο σερβιτόρος ό άντρας της έδωσε ένα...
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